Knock Knock! Who’s There? 103 Knock Knock Jokes to Knock Your Socks Off

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s The Awesome Daily, here to tell you about one of the most famous jokes of all time. 

You’ve surely heard of the “Knock, Knock” joke. You may have even told one yourself! These types of jokes are everywhere, but where did they actually come from? 

It’s difficult to trace the origins of the “Knock, Knock” joke, but many experts believe William Shakespeare had something to do with its creation and eventual popularity. After all, this famous poet conjured up many famous jokes, sayings, phrases, and even insults. The “Knock, Knock” joke is said to be one of them.

The joke first appeared in one of Shakespeare’s plays, “Macbeth,” right after the scene where Macbeth murders King Duncan. It starts off like this: “Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’ other devil’s name?”

Although this “joke” came about in 1606 when the play was first performed, it didn’t become the joke that we know it to be until many years later. 

Given that little history lesson, let’s enjoy a “Knock, Knock” joke or two!

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anette. Anette who? Anette is what fishermen use.

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2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!

6. ​​Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

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11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Ew.

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in.

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came right over!

16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!

17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W. H. O.

19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

20. Knock, knock. Who there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

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21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!

22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!

23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? What are you, an owl?

24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

25. Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Big summer blowout.

26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!

27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

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31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.

32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth.

34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?

35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A week. A week who? Yeah, we coo’.

36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!

37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.

38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wah. Wah who? It’s-a me, Mario!

39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate wh- ARGHHHHHHHH

40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer Google.

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41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Con– Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”

46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!

47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, knock.

48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!

49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited too!

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51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hello neighbor!

53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?

54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2D2!

56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watts. Watts who? Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!

58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shamp. Shamp who? Does my hair really look that dirty?

60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.

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61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?

62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think it was?

63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?

64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nuisance. Nuisance who? What’s new since yesterday?

65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adam. Adam who? Adam my way, I’m coming in!

67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, forget it. It’s pointless!

69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh my gosh, I’m such a big fan!

70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your dad coming home?

72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any worse?

74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening the door!

75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night?

76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? Colonization! Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in.

77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity, and I don’t knock twice!

78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like bad jokes!

80. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

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81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally I’d call first, but I had to see you! 

82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP!

85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?

86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something. 

87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tat. Tat who? No thanks, I’m afraid of needles.

88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

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91. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!

92. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now?

93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, I can be anyone.

94. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alectricity. BUZZ!

95. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? See, you forgot me already!

96. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Alien — wait, how many aliens do you know?

97. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I’m tired!

99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?

100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there!

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101. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Dis guy is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

102. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? ‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

103. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Surely, it’s pronounced Ida-ho?

Knock, knock — just kidding! That’s about all the time we have for “Knock, Knock” jokes today!

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